iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

(Source: life-can-be-hard-but-stay-strong)

  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

weapens:

ppl joke about murder on this website all the time but i have to wonder exactly how many people there are here who have actually murdered someone because statistically it’s impossible that everyone here HASN’T murdered anyone

Emma Watson at the New York premiere of Noah (March 26)

(Source: buckbeakisback)

noyouplum:

Happy Birthday David John McDonald (18.4.1971)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(Source: drake-ramoray)